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Icy-Cold to the Last Drop

Back in college the adult beverages we enjoyed didn’t have time to get warm. Today however, your guests may be pacing themselves a bit more. That’s not a problem with our Stay-Cold Polar Pitcher. Inside each is a specially designed ice chamber that keeps ice separate from the beverage. Just fill the ice chamber with ice and water before pouring the beverage. Drinks remain icy cold without ever getting watered-down. Made of unbreakable food-grade polycarbonate. Pitcher holds 60 oz. Designed for beer but also perfect for margaritas, wine coolers, even lemonade. Pitcher made in USA.

New Orleans

On a flight preparing to depart from Houston, Texas for New Orleans, Louisiana, John was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear, biting his nails.

"What's the matter?" John asked.

"I've been transferred to New Orleans, and there's crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs and the highest crime rate in the country."

John laughed. "I've lived in New Orleans all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Just find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a nice school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world. Trust me."

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Thanks. I've been worried sick. Hearing that makes me feel much better. Say, what do you do for a living?"

"Me?" said John. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck.This Bud's for You!

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Seriously Bad Elf

Would you believe that there’s a brand of beer called "Seriously Bad Elf' I know that there are other odd names for beer brands; for instance, "Pig’s Ass Porter" is a local favorite around here.
Yep - he looks seriously bad, all right.
Now, I know absolutely nothing about beer - to me, they all smell the same, and would probably taste the same (like crap), but there’s probably people on the other side who wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between some month-old Folger’s brew and a freshly-ground cup of Starbucks French Roast.
But still, I’m puzzled: what does a “bad elf” have to do with beer?

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Genuine Beer Goggles

Made by reusing empty beer bottles, these goggles are a playful take on eyewear. Pick out your favorite beer, or even make the selection based upon and interesting glass (think Delirium), then either drink it down or send it to me and I'll take care of it, and the construction of Beer Goggles will begin. Then I will fit any prescription or tint of lenses into the frames and they will be ready to wear out to your local pub.

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Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women

1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15. A beer goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
26. You can't catch social diseases from a beer.
27. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.
28. A beer is always satisfying.
29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
30. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.
31. A beer does not come with in-laws.
32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.
34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.
35. Beer doesn't complain about farting.
36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.
37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.
39. Beer won't drive you to drink.
40. You can shoot a beer.
41. A beer chaser is easier to catch.
42. You don't need a license to live with a beer.
43. A tree is good enough for a beer.
44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.
45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
46. Beer and "ice" don't mix.
47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily.
48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.
51. Beer never complains about a wet spot.
52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
53. A beer doesn't bleed one week out of the month.

Beer At Work

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
18. Everyone agrees the work is better after they've had a couple of drinks.
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
21. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.
22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross"
25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language.

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Beer Chess

The idea came from our chocolate chess set (take a piece, eat a piece), but for grown-ups. The product started as our plastic MegaChess set with the 8-inch king. Then we came up with a system where the chess pieces clip on to the tops of beer cans or soda cans. So we had the famous game, biker vs. geek. The geek opened strong, taking pieces by the handful. But beer chess has built into it the demise of chess masters who don't get out much. After a few taken pieces, the geek was playing at half mast, blundering into one bad move after another.
But Beer Chess can be played like a regular giant chess set, without beer or soda. Thus the geek exacted his revenge in a straight-up chess game without the refreshment that took away his edge.

http://www.megachess.com/pbeerchess.htm

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